{"id":89,"date":"2014-05-22T13:28:57","date_gmt":"2014-05-22T13:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thespidercloud.com\/tedwood\/?p=20"},"modified":"2022-10-14T13:44:57","modified_gmt":"2022-10-14T13:44:57","slug":"a-beary-scary-teddy-bear-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/frowningbear.com\/tedwood\/2014\/05\/22\/a-beary-scary-teddy-bear-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"A Beary Scary Teddy Bear Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/frowningbear.com\/tedwood\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/teddy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-288\" src=\"https:\/\/frowningbear.com\/tedwood\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/teddy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"855\" height=\"1140\" srcset=\"https:\/\/frowningbear.com\/tedwood\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/teddy.jpg 855w, https:\/\/frowningbear.com\/tedwood\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/teddy-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/frowningbear.com\/tedwood\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/teddy-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/frowningbear.com\/tedwood\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/teddy-810x1080.jpg 810w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 855px) 100vw, 855px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"tr_bq\"><p><i>From creators Steve Goltz and Kevin Sommerfield comes a new experiment in terror. A throwback to the slasher films of the 1980&#8217;s, &#8220;Teddy: It&#8217;s Gonna be a Bear&#8221; tells the story of four college students that get more than the bargained for when a hit-and-run accident turns into murder. Revenge is a dish best served hot with a hatchet in one hand and a teddy bear in the other. Will they &#8220;bearly&#8221; be able to survive the night?<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s the blurb for this new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1860320\/\" data-blogger-escaped-target=\"_blank\">Teddy Bear movie<\/a> I&#8217;ve found that looks beary scary to me! I don&#8217;t even know if I&#8217;ll be able to watch it or it might give me nightbears! It&#8217;s a short film that only goes for about 12 minutes but it&#8217;s supposed to be pretty good. If I do get around to watching it, of course I&#8217;ll post about it and let you know what I think. In the menatime here&#8217;s a couple of reviews pulled from imdb.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"tr_bq\"><p><i><b>Superior slasher short<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Four college kids try to cover up a murder after they accidentally run over a man on the side of the road. However, mentally challenged lone witness Teddy (a creepy and credible performance by Keegan Bergen) tracks them down and exacts a harsh revenge. Director Steve Goltz, who also co-wrote the tight and engrossing script with Kevin Sommerfield, relates the taut story at a brisk pace, delivers a handy helping of graphic gore, and stages the inventively nasty murder set pieces with real flair and skill (one guy getting speared right where the sun doesn&#8217;t shine rates as the definite vicious highlight). This movie further benefits from sound acting by the capable cast, with especially praiseworthy work from Mike Goltz as hateful foul-mouthed jerk Clay, Sommerfield as the wimpy Aaron, Dana Terpinas as the sweet Dana, and Nikita Vora as the foxy Jenny. Moreover, the filmmakers pay neat homage to 80&#8217;s slasher fare by covering such essential bases as a spooky masked maniac, an eerie atmosphere, and even the obligatory raunchy sex scene. Daniel Delaye&#8217;s slick cinematography provides an impressive polished look and boasts exceptionally fine lighting. The shuddery score hits the shivery spot as well. Worth a watch for slice&#8217;n&#8217;dice fans.<\/p>\n<p><b>Classic tribute on 80s slashers- by folks who love 80s horror !!!<\/b>,<\/p>\n<p>I was honored to see this little short at Horrorhound Indianapolis 2012 at the Elvira Film Hunt Festival- it was a homage to 80s slashers , and with a gory comical twist! If you enjoy the 80s slashers, and all the charm they have in their own way , you will love this ! It makes you laugh , and go &#8220;I totally get it&#8221; , it is well worth the watch! So if and when you are able to see it- or go buy it from Slasher Studios &#8211; it is worth it- so- get on with it- buy it- or got o a con and see it! Now &#8211; if I go any further- I will take away surprises that would be best left to see first &#8211; so- that is your cue! Make these guys happy, Steve and Kevin- they will so spare you if you get it now!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From creators Steve Goltz and Kevin Sommerfield comes a new experiment in terror. A throwback to the slasher films of the 1980&#8217;s, &#8220;Teddy: It&#8217;s Gonna be a Bear&#8221; tells the story of four college students that get more than the bargained for when a hit-and-run accident turns into murder. 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